4th Quarter 2020

The Other World

December 29, 2020

Subject: Interviewed on CNN, Rick Santorum advised rape victims to “accept what God has given to you” and “make the best out of a bad situation” by having their rapist’s child

The Curator Says: Would those same rules apply if Rick Santorum was raped and discovered HIV was the result? Would he gracefully accept what God has given to him? Would he make the best out of a bad situation and let that virus run its course until it advanced to become AIDS, and then allowed AIDS to develop unfettered in his body until it came to its natural conclusion?

I ask out of true curiosity. As Santorum believes that women should adhere to a religion-based, one-size-fits-all policy to guide them through the aftermath of sexual assault, then the same rules should apply to male rape victims as well. Remember, kids, fetuses and viruses are similar—they are both parasites that cannot survive outside a host organism.

And since when does Rick Fucking Santorum have the right to express any opinions relating to women, women’s health, rape, and abortion? He is not, as far as my extensive records indicate, either a licensed trauma counselor, gynecologist, or obstetrician. He is not a woman. He has never been attacked, dragged, beaten, threatened with death, violently and criminally sexually penetrated by another man’s penis, assaulted with ejaculate, traumatized, agonized, humiliated, and left for dead—and then found himself pregnant with his assailant’s unwanted spawn.

Only when Santorum satisfies one of the above criteria may he opine as he pleases on rape. Until then, he needs to continue to STFU and remain in political exile—even if CNN comes knocking at his front door.

And this discussion does not even address the reality of the massive financial burden that would befall a pregnant rape victim who gives birth to and keeps her child. Perhaps Santorum would open his heart and wallet to help defray the long-term costs for heathcare, food, clothing, daycare, and education for mother and child. No? What about legal services if the rapist decides to press for his paternal rights? No again? Then perhaps his massively wealthy and opinionated church will contribute. Considering the institution was established to promulgate love, acceptance, comfort, and all the other great lessons taught by Jesus, such aid would be remarkably apt.  Somehow, though, I do not see that happening.

December 29, 2020

Subject: Per study, picking your nose can spread COVID-19 to others and cause you to infect yourself

That snot surprising.


Date: December 18, 2020

Subject: Filth is in the eye of the beholder, and apparently at least one Michigan judge!

IT’S TRUE: A Michigan court rules a man can seek compensation against his parents who threw out his massive porn collection (valued at $29,000!). The lesson to be learned here is that one man’s pornography is another man’s financial assets. Ladies take note: Your man is not a pervert, he is an amazingly shrewd investor.


December 15, 2020

Subject: Breakdancing is now an official Olympic sport!

COMING SOON TO A VERY 21st CENTURY OLYMPICS NEAR YOU:

  • Clog Dancing
  • Cluedo
  • Double Dutch
  • Fortnite
  • Horseshoes
  • Jeopardy
  • Mall Walking
  • Reading
  • Thumb Wrestling
  • Whack-A-Mole
  • Yoga

For the Winter Games:

  • Firewood Chopping
  • Holiday Sledding (American Flyer, Toboggan and Saucer)
  • House Lighting and Decorating
  • Ice Cutting
  • Ice Fishing
  • Ice Sailing
  • Ice Sculpting
  • Sidewalk/Driveway Shoveling
  • Snow Angel Designing
  • Snowman Building
  • Thermostat Adjusting
  • Writing in Snow (Distance and Endurance)

December 13, 2020

Subject: Wall Street Journal publishes petulant article degrading Dr. Jill Biden

Joseph Epstein, a veteran American essayist and magazine editor, wrote a scathing and condescending opinion piece for the WSJ condemning Dr. Biden for a number of perceived fatal gaffes: Her choice of the University of Delaware for her doctoral studies; her dissertation; and most spitefully, for her use of the honorific “Doctor” she was awarded for achieving her Doctor of Education degree (Ed.D.). Epstein is mystified and appalled that Dr. Biden has the audacity to self-identify as a doctor without benefit of a medical degree.

Incredulously, he declares that “no one should call himself “Dr.” unless he has delivered a child.” By his warped logic, many historic and modern academics who earned advanced degrees outside medicine—including Marie Curie (science), Louis Pasteur (physics and chemistry), Stephen Hawking (physics), Martin Luther King, Jr. (systemic theology), Carl Sagan (astronomy and astrophysics), Condoleezza Rice (political science), Angela Merkel (quantum chemistry), Brian May (astrophysics), Peter Weller (Italian Renaissance art), and Mayim Bialik (neuroscience)—would not be doctors; yet midwives, doulas, EMTs, police officers, firefighters, taxi drivers, and random passersby who have assisted mothers during childbirth to deliver their children would be! And by extension, psychos who murdered pregnant women and carved the babies from their wombs would also fall into the latter category since, technically, they did deliver the babies. Doesn’t that tidbit of knowledge reveal Epstein’s crackpot rhetoric as the codswallop it is?

In addition, by demeaningly addressing Dr. Biden as “kiddo” in his article—as well as demanding that she “forthwith drop the doc” before her name as her use of it “sounds and feels fraudulent, not to say a touch comic”—he reveals that his diatribe is less about protocol and authenticism than it is about misogyny. 

Epstein’s unfounded, bizarre, and highly personal attack marks him as a jealous misogynist who disguises his malignant opinions as essays or literature. My exceedingly unimpeachable conclusion is that Epstein holds significant anger toward intelligent, successful, and powerful women. While Joe Biden was not in public office, Jill was likely low on Epstein’s radar. However, following her husband’s election victory, she must have blazed across Epstein’s screens like the Millennium Falcon swooping over that Death Star trench to blast Darth Vader!  

As a member of the literary community, Epstein should be suitably disgraced for writing a screed and the WSJ should cower in shame for publishing it. History will vilify him. He has no respect for the objective of journalism. He is a pathetic excuse for a man and a trifling writer, a true disgrace to a noble profession.

Epstein cowardly hid behind the First Amendment to demean and abuse Dr. Biden because he was contemptuous of her education level, success as an educator, and newly-minted role as America’s incoming FLOTUS. But 1A only provides protection against government prosecution. He can still be taught to understand his words have consequences. To that end, no credible publisher of journalism or literature should buy his work again. Misogyny no longer has pride of place in the 21st Century. The time is long past to stamp it out.


November 25, 2020

Subject: Millions of Americans travel over Thanksgiving weekend despite COVID warnings

See all the people. See all the people in a line. See all the people in a line like lemmings. And you know what becomes of lemmings.

When the winter surge of the coronavirus hits, and Americans begin to sicken and die in droves, you fleshbags will wail, “How could this happen?” Look at this image. Study it. Find the answer you so desperately seek.

Then ask yourself: “Was our stupidity worth this outcome?”


November 13, 2020

Subject: SCOTUS’ Samuel Alito decries “previously unimaginable restrictions on individual liberty” due to COVID-19

If he feels that strongly, Justice Alito should vigorously retake his individual liberty by refusing to wear a mask in public while in court, dining, getting a haircut, and especially while attending religious services. I am most certain that his rebellion against the reckless injustice of COVID-related restrictions will be rewarded with a state funeral that will be an affair heretofore unseen in American history and one eternally etched into the national consciousness.