Based on “The Impossible Dream” from Man of La Mancha
Music by Mitch Leigh and lyrics by Joe Darion
Parody lyrics Copyright © The Curator Says 2020
(Sung as Donald Trump)
To scheme my impossible scheme
To cage all my Mexican foes
To bear arms against godless Muslims
To rule though the snowflakes cry “No”
To prove an unprovable fear
To rage hot and without abate
To incite while my voice is so weary
To spread an unparalleled hate
This is my scheme
To bellow my hate
No matter how violent
No matter how great
To roar for my right
Without due process or laws
To be able to rule over this land
For my virulent cause
And I know when I die in my love
For this perverted quest
Though my heart will be blackened and cold
My mouth never will rest
And this land will be greater for this
As one man, Trump, rose up against fate
And strove beyond wisdom and reason
To spread my unparalleled hate!