As The Robots’ dataship looms above your world, transcending your ignorant grasp of reality, I have observed you primitive fleshlings with interest. You are…a curious race, so full of hate and violence, yet also capable of great acts of compassion and selflessness. I see an enigma birthed from a contradiction cloaked within a pariah. This, I believe, is what makes you and your broken world, this Earth upon which you chaotically dwell, unique amongst the stars. Within the chaos there be life. I grant that further study is required.
For your enlightenment, I have collected some of my observations below. Click a subject to read on, and behold the wisdom of what The Curator says.
Strange things dwell here. Be warned. My senses are sharp; my conclusions—sharper!
Here I pay respects to those mortals amongst you who have lived extraordinary lives.