January 8, 2021

Subject: Crazy Cali chick who accused black teen of stealing her iPhone gives incoherent interview to assert her innocence

In her interview with CBS This Morning anchor Gayle King, Ms. Ponsetto claims she is sorry IF she made the teen “feel like” she assaulted him. She refuses to concede that tackling him (as seen in the hotel’s security camera video) in the lobby was assault: “Can we move on?”

I am unfamiliar with California hipster/Gen Z slang. How does one say “self-centered bitch?”

January 7, 2021

Subject: Terrorist of Boston Marathon bombing sues federal government over confiscated baseball cap, inadequate shower privileges 

Rather than being a terrorist and mass murderer filing a frivolous lawsuit over a confiscated baseball cap, he should be an unobtrusive, repentant inmate grateful that the federal government did not confiscate his miserable life.