
December 31, 2020
Subject: Remembering 2020
FUCK YOU, 2020!
2020, you sure were a right fucking awful year.
When you’re dead and gone I will not shed even one tear.
Deadly COVID spread like cancer, killing those we love its evil task.
Deadly Covidiots called it a liberal hoax and refused to wear a goddamn mask!
Police violence killed helpless Black women and men, which made our hearts shatter.
So we rose up to protest. Why? Because Black Lives Matter.
Trump lost bigly to Biden and still is in denial.
He pinned his hopes on Rudy but their delusions never went to trial.
The world lost greats like Kobe and Chadwick, Van Halen and RGB
John Lewis, AlexTrebek, Helen Reddy & Sean Connery

So FUCK YOU, 2020! You brought naught but pain and tried to erase our lives’ meaning.
Go to Hell you motherfucker, I want to watch you die screaming!
Have a fearless, safer and more joyous Year 2021, Planet Earth.
Humbly & Sincerely,
The Curator

December 30, 2021
Subject: Trump’s legacy
Donald Trump did not run for President of the United States to help improve his country for millions of his fellow citizens and to continue and solidify the world’s oldest continuous democracy. His motives were far more base. He ran to:
- Enrich himself and his family, to burnish his reputation as a business leader and negotiator; and to improve the financial interests of his hotels, golf resorts, other properties, and licensing contracts as well as the business ventures of his children;
- Reshape America to his will using his vast political clout and personal influence;
- Bolster his standing with White nationalists by using the forum of his presidency to denigrate ethnic and religious minorities through inflammatory rhetoric that spread lies, fear, and hostility;
- Prohibit Latinos and Muslims from immigrating to the US through a dedicated program of xenophobia that included enacting harsh immigration enforcement policies, building a southern border wall, banning citizens of Muslim-majority countries, and proselytizing America with hate speech ridden with racist slurs and baseless allegations to justify these actions;
- End DACA to ensure the children of undocumented immigrants never achieve US citizenship;
- Devalue Black Americans by supporting both Confederate history and White supremacist groups, showing no sympathy to Black victims of police violence, and declaring Black Lives Matter protesters thugs, terrorists, and anarchists;
- Push a white supremacist conservative Christian agenda to turn America into a homogeneous theocracy;
- Brag about his “intelligence” and shamelessly self-promote himself as the “greatest of all presidents;”
- Lead the Republican Party as President-for-Life and kingmaker;
- Organize, mobilize, and radicalize his base of embittered, far-right conservatives;
- Defeat and humiliate Hillary Clinton;
- Overturn everything achieved by Barack Obama, especially the Affordable Care Act;
- Win a Nobel Peace Prize;
- Gain protection from potential criminal and civil lawsuits;
- Receive persistent admiration and applause;
- Secure his legacy in history.
See how this plan worked out for him.

December 18, 2020
Subject: VP Mike Pence gets COVID-19 vaccine
While he was there, the doctor should have vaccinated Mike Pence against poor leadership, intolerance, and toadyism. After four years in office without dignity or accomplishments, at least he could walk away with something to put on his resume.

December 15, 2020
Subject: Electoral College certifies Joe Biden winner of 2020 election
Since November 3, the GOP has clung desperately to the twin mantras of “It ain’t over till it’s over” and “Nothing is over until WE decide it is!” Monday proved categorically that, without further doubt, debate, or dissent, “it” IS OVER!

Will the GOP and its cult of acolytes now add US State Electors alongside the mail carriers; polling station officials; county and state canvassers; Secretaries of State; governors; federal judges; and SCOTUS whom they denounce as corrupt and treasonous?

Concerning those MAGA diehards who believe that after 50+ failed lawsuits and a rejection by SCOTUS Trump will remain president—because Congress will reject the official vote of the State Electors—I wonder if they believe all the voices in their heads.

December 12, 2020
Subject: In wake of SCOTUS ruling, MAGAngters want “marshall law” declared
The only “marshall law” that should be in the news this morning is the epic comic book anti-hero Marshal Law! An angry, brutal, superpowered “cape killer,” he hunted rogue superheroes long before The Boys arrived.
That said, illiterate morons should have their social media privileges revoked in perpetuity so hard that their children, grandchildren, great-grandchildren—and in fact, the entirety of their future bloodlines—will never be permitted to post, publish, tweet, story, snap or chat. Ever.

December 11, 2020
Subject: SCOTUS rejects Texas lawsuit to overturn Biden’s election victory in Pennsylvania
Mr. Franklin: What do Donald Trump and Fred Sanford have in common?
Randy Dick: I don’t no, sir. What do Donald Trump and Fred Sanford have in common?
Mr. Franklin: Both were expecting The Big One and both were disappointed.
Randy Dick: Ha ha, sir! That’s very funny! Fred who?

December 8, 2020
Subject: The Supreme Court has rejected Congressman Mike Kelly’s (R-PA) request to prevent Pennsylvania from certifying its presidential election results in favor of Joe Biden. So: is this decision “fake news?” Will the White House and GOP leadership decry this as the work of an “activist court?” Trump’s courtroom clown posse and their radical groupies should take note:
THE FAT LADY HAS SUNG, BASKED IN HER APPLAUSE, RETURNED TO HER DRESSING ROOM TO CHANGE, LEFT THE THEATER, ATTENDED AN AFTER PARTY, ATE A LATE DINNER AT A GOURMET RESTAURANT, CAUGHT THE RED-EYE TO EUROPE, AND IS CURRENTLY ON A VIKING RIVER CRUISE OF THE DANUBE (THREE COUNTRIES, BUDAPEST TO REGENSBURG), ALL METAPHORICALLY OF COURSE, BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, THE PANDEMIC…BUT ANYWAY…GO THE HELL HOME!

December 4, 2020
President Trump and first lady Melania Trump took part in lighting the 98th National Christmas tree.
I’ve seen that same jacket at Walmart, only it was a $5.99 tablecloth.

December 3, 2020
Subject: The US Supreme Court overturned a ruling against a group of churches in California claiming that the state’s restrictions on public gatherings treated churches less favorably than businesses and other organizations.
This SCOTUS ruling will allow reverent California parishioners to be closer to their God, and once they become infected with COVID, they surely will be.